my name is Holly, i live in canada and i suck at socializing, so please feel free to mock me for my awkwardness.
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*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 


I wouldn’t have a fucking fridge if my apartment didn’t come with one. Notice how those fucking pricks put the word poor in quotation marks.


This makes me so fucking mad.

"97% of poor households have beds!! and 100% of them have roofs!!!"

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instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party